blaze it? more like glaze it now how about some donuts
I don’t understand why people say “nothing good ever happens after 2am” when Dominos deliver until 5am
I noticed everything. I just acted like I didn’t.
i know a girl named faith who is an atheist and she thinks thats the funniest thing ever
a very intimidating middle class family is staring me down in panera bread because i put mac and cheese on my baguette
update: i told them that staring is rude and that i would eat anything on this baguette including their small child
you are everything i aspire to be
i love it when people try to hurt my feelings bc i don’t have any lmao